Club Peko Peko: Part 25: Notable Acts: Other Universes
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CAPTAIN NEMO
An organist, Nemo was devoutly anti-imperialist. He wrote many symphonies and opuses as veiled protest works. The enigmatic captain prefers to spend his time travelling below the seas in his submarine and finding inspired in the aquatic world.
Nemo’s works include: “Nautilus,” “Long-Necked Despot,” “Passacaglia and Fugue,” "Beneath the Waves of Kamino," and “The Underwater World of Mon Cala.”
ELLEN
The sole survivor of a tragic accident aboard the Nostromo, the human wrote about her encounters with aliens, especially Xenomorphs. Ellen also wrote protest songs against corporations that have no regard for life, human or otherwise.
Ellen’s most popular songs include: "Believe It or Not," “Cryo-Sleep Dreams,” "Ash to Ash," "Newt," "Dinner with Kane," “Stay Away from Her, You Bitch,” and “Face Hugger.”
BIG CHAP
Just a xenomorph trying to make its way in the universe without the prejudicial views from the likes of Ellen Ripley, Big Chap sings about its life as an alien. Tall and scary looking, Big Chap just wants to educate others that it is a friendly lifeform living in a monarchy. Big Chap is also very self-conscious about his drooling issue.
Big Chap’s songs include: “My Love for the Queen,” “Long Live the Queen,” “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” “I’ve Got a Tongue with Teeth,” “There’s Acid Running Through These Veins,” and the remake of a classic: “Hello! Ma Baby.”
ONE-EYED TIGH
Self-depreciating and angry at the world with an unkempt appearance, Saul Tigh’s humor is not for the light-hearted, those without a sense of humor, or those who hate the constant use of expletives and profanities in speech. Also known as Old Man Tigh and Crotchety Old Man, Saul talks about how tough life and marriage is and how it’s easy forget the difficulties he faces by drinking the days away.
A few of One-Eyed Tigh’s acts are “What the Frak?” “What the Frak!” “Fraking Skinjob,” and “The Secret to Avoiding Hangovers is Don’t Stop Drinking!”
THE TOASTERS
These silver-plated robotic beings hail from a distant, unknown galaxy and are known for their roving red eye sensor.
The Toasters were a one-hit wonder with their song, “By Your Command,” which proved to be an annoying earworm for many.
WYLD STALLYNS
High school students Bill S. Preston, Esq and Ted Theodore Logan have a passion for music and a history final to study for and pass in order to keep the band intact. Still, their music transcends all time and brings peace and harmony to all that listen.
SERENITY
A traveling band aboard their Firefly class vessel headed by Malcolm Reynolds, Serentiy was a popular niche band that produced some eclectic music as well as anti-establishment vibes in their lyrics. The group had quite the following but only released one album as their label decided to drop them for unspecified reasons.
Serenity’s popular songs were: “Shiny,” “Ballad of Jayne,” “Gorram It,” “The Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal,” “We’re Too Pretty for God to Let Us Die,” “Shoot ‘Em Politely,” “Reavers,” “The Shepard,” “Simon Says,” “The Captain and the Companion,” and “River Dance.”
COLD SLITHER
In an effort to fund their terrorist organization, Cobra Commander devises a plan in which Zartan and the Dreadnoks disguise themselves as a heavy-metal band called “Cold Slither.” Their goal is to brainwash listeners through subliminal messaging in their music. Sadly, Cold Slithers plan is foiled when the GI Joe team discovers their real identities and Cobra’s hidden commands. Despite the band’s “break-up,” they did have one big hit.
GANDALF
Hailing from Middle Earth, Gandalf was a wandering minstrel, spreading his love of music and fireworks wherever he went, accepted or not. He was also fond of smoking herb and lazily making smoke rings and other shapes (imagined on his part).
Gandalf’s most popular songs are: “Fly You Fools,” “You Shall Not Pass,” “Stick That in Your Pipe and Smoke It,” “A Wizard Is Never Late,” “The World Is Out There,” and “Fool of a Took.”