Club Peko Peko: Part 25b: Notable Acts: Other Universes, Part 2
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JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK
Born in Riverside, Iowa, James Tiberius Kirk was driven to perform in the biggest halls and see his name in lights from an early age. Hardheaded and determined to be the best, he left for more interesting cities within the galaxy after graduation, where he got involved in a spoken-lyric music movement. Sometimes Kirk’s poetry was set to a groove meant to evoke an emotional response, in others, he used deliberate slow enunciated speech to emphasize and project clarity of his thoughts and deep inner meanings.
Kirk's hits include: “The Transformed Man,” “To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before,” “I Don’t Believe in the No-Win Scenario,” “How We Deal with Death Is At Least As Important as How We Deal with Life,” “Set Phasers to Stun(ning),” “Beam Me Up, Scotty,” and “Khaaaaaan!”
SPOCK
Classically trained in the Ka’athyra on his native world Vulcan, Spock was a musical savant who created many musical treasures for audiences to enjoy. The messages in Spock’s compositions tended to be philosophical and logical.
His famous songs include: “The Needs of the Many (Outweigh the Needs of the Few. Or the One),” “Highly Illogical,” “Having Is Not So Pleasing as Wanting,” “Men Sometimes See Exactly What They Wish to See,” “Logic Is the Beginning of Wisdom,” “I Have and Always Shall Be Your Friend,” Live Long and Prosper,” and “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.”
BONES
Leonard McCoy left the medical profession after immediately experiencing the bureaucratic red tape firsthand and decided to pursue his love for music. This decision turned out to be for the best as he was adored and loved by all that heard him, with the exception of one: Spock. The two shared a love-hate relationship with each other, though it was mostly out of love, respect, and the differences of cultures. Performing under the stage name Bones, McCoy enjoyed a long, successful career.
Bones’ hits include: “Old Relics Like Us,” “Real McCoy (Another Night),” “Run Away,” “I’m a Singer, Not a Doctor,” “Dammit, Jim,” “Drunk on Romulan Ale with the Greatest Monster of Them All,” “Of All the Galaxies in the Universe, Right Now It’s Just Me and You,” “The Pointed-Eared Hobgoblin” and “My No-Nonsense Southern Charm.” and “Bless Your Heart.”
JEAN-LUC PICARD
From LaBarre, France, Jean-Luc Picard learned to play the Ressikan flute as an adult. His compositions were beautiful and uplifting. Some of the inspiration for his music came from the recovery of his abduction and transformation by the Borg and others by his romantic encounters in his life.
Picard’s most famous songs include: “Make It So,” Vash,” “Engage,” “Number One,” “I Am Locutus of Borg,” “Love Song with Lieutenant Commander Nella Daren,” “The Enterprise,” and “Beverly.”
SISKO
Benjamin Sisko was taught to cook at an early age by his father, Joseph. During the summers, he also worked at the family restaurant. His father’s passion for food passed on to him and once he finished school, Benjamin went to a culinary institute, where he became a prodigy. Benjamin graduated with honors and was invited to join some of the most prestigious restaurants in the galaxy. After a few years of earning money as a sous chef, Benjamin decided to start his own Creole-style restaurant on Bajor. His venture was an immediate success, and Sisko became a household name through Sisko’s catchy tune for his commercials called “The Tongs Song.”
DEVASTATOR
A sextet composed of Bonecrusher, Hook, Long Haul, Mixmaster, Scavenger, and Scrapper joined their minds together to form the ultimate music ensemble, Devastator. With their signature green jumpers, Devastator is the crème de la crème of fashion culture. They are also a force to be reckoned with in the music industry.
Devastator’s hits are: “Safety Dance,” “Brick by Brick,” “We Built This City,” “Wrecking Ball,” and “Building Bridges.”
SOUNDWAVE & HIS MINI-CASSETTES
Hailing from the planet Cybertron, in some far distant galaxy, deejay Soundwave’s and his performers, The Mini-Cassettes’, only mission is to bring joy to the auditory sensors of the audience. With his distinct vocoder voice, DJ Soundwave plays remixes and jams while the Cassettes have their own special abilities. Rumble produces additional beats, while his brother Frenzy amplifies the sound. Ravage pounces the stage in a rhythmic dance, while Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw do an acrobatic, aerial performance.
Songs include: “As You Command” and “Eject!”
TERMINATOR
A cybernetic being with a penchant for killing and wearing sunglasses no matter the time of day. With his synthesized voice, he can imitate other people’s voices in songs and range, though his normal voice is usually lacking in emotion.
Hits include: “I’ll Be Back,” Sunglasses at Night,” “Never Surrender,” “Trust Me,” “Somebody Told Me,” “Mr. Brightside,” “Smile Like You Mean It” and “What Sarah Said.”
WHOVIANS
Hailing from Gallifrey, the Whovians are a seemingly changing cast of characters who call themselves “The Doctor.” One Doctor may perform for an extended period of time before a new one shows up for the next album. Needless to say, such leads to a very deep discography, which includes several Christmas albums.
The Whovians hits include” “Allons-y,” “Same Doctor, Different Face,” “Time Lord Wizard,” This is My Regeneration,” “Who Are You?” “Racnoss the Spider,” “Pictures of Rose”, “Two Hearts,” “Doctor, Doctor,” “I’m the Doctor, and I Save People,” “Amelia Pond (Like a Name in a Fairytale), ” “Things are Waiting in the Darkness,” “Rule 27,” “First Thing’s First, But Not Necessarily in That Order,” “Properly Dressed,” Arrogance (Can Trip You Up),” “Hold Tight (And Pretend It’s a Plan),” “The Angels Who Weep” and “Killer Santas!”
THE BROOD OF OOD
A group of Ood brothers that sing from their translation spheres. Their grotesque appearance can be unsettling for the unsuspecting, but they relate about how other species have mutilated their bodies for the purpose of making them docile slaves. Now freed, the Oodkind love to sing.
Their songs include: “Two Brains Are Better Than One,” “The Brood of Ood,” “Oodie Boodie,” and “Glowing Orbs.”