Hey All,
This is my first time posting, so apologies if I transgress some unspoken rules.
I really had an amazing pool of some of the greatest criminals in the galaxy lined up to photograph and enter into the challenge here at Yakface, but every single one of them suddenly cancelled on me for the photoshoot. Something about attending a Senate hearing, blah blah blah.
I was determined not to give up, however, and I managed to book a few people at the last minute. Now granted, these are not the most dangerous, or even successful, criminals the galaxy has to offer. I concede that. But I think you’ll agree that you wouldn’t want to cross paths with them in a dank cantina in the bowels of the outpost on Kafrene.
This is Gary, a native of Dantooine. Gary was actually a well-respected member of the Rebels some years before the Battle of Scarif. He even dated Mon Mothma for a couple of years, until he created a dutch oven while in bed with Mothma so offensive, she immediately dumped him. Two short weeks later, she packed up and moved the entire Rebel Alliance to Yavin IV. True story.
This is Chuck, originally from Sullust. Chuck likes to corner his friends and talk incessantly about how the _Hellraiser_ series of films is one of the most misunderstood franchises of the entire horror genre. He’ll bring the topic up in conversations that have nothing remotely to do with films or entertainment.
This is Bubba the Great, origin unknown. Bubba likes to flip off children at the grocery store, and then play dumb with their mothers after the brats inevitably rat them out.
This is K.L., originally from Malastar. After a successful career of pumping out mediocre hits for movie soundtracks, K.L. finds work where he can.
This is John Sanders and his son, “Upgrade”. “Upgrade” is a DJ and EDM enthusiast. Just last week, Sanders took his son to the local retail chain and bought the latest action figure 6-pack release. He took advantage of a nice, helpful clerk who retrieved the items from the back, knowing full well that they were not to be put on shelves until after a 20% off sale was over. He then took advantage of another naïve check-out clerk, and when the items ringed up at full retail, feigned surprise and pulled out his weekly flier with the 20% off ad inside. Once the clerk manually entered in the discount, he shot a knowing smile and a wink at the security camera monitoring his every move.
This is Terry, hailing from Corellia. After reaching 200 lb. in his forties, he gave himself two exemptions and claimed himself as a dependent on his Imperial taxes that year.
This is Bartholomew Von Tischendorf, from Coruscant. Bart likes to passively-aggressively turn on his windshield wipers when punks tail gate him.
This is Chaz, from somewhere in the Anoat System. Chaz steals Amanda’s Diet Cokes out of the break room refrigerator at work.
This is Pat R., originally from Kansas. While Pat may work hard in the Tibanna gas refineries of Bespin, he never remembers he & his wife’s anniversary.