A long time ago in an alternative galaxy far, far away, Sheev Palpatine from his early childhood was always told by his parents and guidance counselor, Professor Hugo Damask II, that he was destined for great things. He had a gift of persuasion, was a natural at debates and had the ability to get others to subvert to his will.
Indeed, the young man’s destiny was great, but not in the way others foresaw. Adopting the moniker P-Siddy, he performed at numerous venues and attracted quite the large following. Because of his fame, rivalries with fellow artists emerged from all corners of the galaxy to take on Siddy, who was also known as The Sidster or Siddy-Diddy Bop. These rivalries only fueled his aspirations to become the most popular musician of all times and he later earned the sobriquet The Emperor of All Music.
P-Siddy’s biggest hits include: “It’s All About the Republic Credits”, “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down”, “Unnatural Pathways”, “A Welcome Surprise”, and the ever-cryptic ballad, “The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise”.
